Well, I just want to know if the person who came to my door asking me to join them in Kissing Hank’s Ass has stopped by your place as well…
pause for people to go to that link, read it and chortle appropriately
Okay, you back? Good.
Now, the question using this new, very important bit of information I helpfully provided above, is as follows:
Does it matter whether the whole issue of Kissing Hank’s Ass is factual or not?
I would say, no… to John and Mary!!. They believe it to be real. They have faith that Kissing Hank’s Ass will get them a million dollars.
Even though there has been no tangible evidence to support their wishes, they still have faith that it happened, and not a single very clear and logical argument to the contrary from the fine fellow (played by David B as a stand-in) at the door will change their mind.
If we add to the fact that they “feel” Hank’s presense, and that they can pray to Hank and know that when He speaks back to them that He is telling them to Kiss His Ass, they just “know” it even more. Sure, the story doesn’t go into their personal relationship™ with Hank (or His Ass, for that matter), but many proponents of many religions sure do!
As such, I maintain that the belief in something is what makes it real. As long as people are out there Kissing Hank’s Ass, it keeps Hank alive (even if He never existed).
If Jesus was a sham, it wouldn’t make the guys proponents any more noble (using Polycarp and RTFirefly), nor would it make the annoying mind-melded fundie zealots any less annoying. One group accepts Him as real and use His example to be good people in His image. The other group ignore His message for the most part and use the guy as a wayto feel better than others while allaying their own fears that they might be, in fact, wrong about some things.
Even if we disregard Hank’s Ass for a minute (and, God, why would you want to?!?), the fact that people such as Polycarp or cmkeller and sdimbert can both find use the inspiration of totally different Gods (well, not totally… bear with me, okay?) to both become as good as they can be and strive to be better, while the SAME GODS (certainly the same books and words) are “responsible” for idiots who kill abortion doctors and who stone ambulances in the Middle East that dare respond to a call after sundown?
There mere fact that the same words have SO MANY different interpretations (how many different Protestant sects are there?) tells me that it’s the belief that counts here.
Yer pal,
Satan