This only goes to prove the old saying: live by the large carnivorous reptile, die by the large carnivorous reptile.
I think that you will find that the critical dose of crocodiles is 1 or 2. Using an entire enclosure of them was superfluous.
I’m sure there were literally doxens of crocodiles in that situation who say “I didn’t kill nuthin’, he we already like that by the time I got there.”
I heard some of the crocs were disappointed as they had voted for Thai food.
I wonder how sincere those crocodile tears are
Certainly tragic and perhaps this is all tasteless - the crocs won’t say either way
Though, kidding aside, I am sincerely sorry for the family. According to the story, they had been encouraging him for years to stop farming the crocs
I think the LD50 of crocodiles is somewhere between zero and one.
“I’m Crocotus!”
OK, I’ll say it… what the fuck was a septuagenarian doing messing around with 40 crocodiles? Know when to hang it up.
See you later alligator.
In a while, crocodile.
Perhaps he made the mistake of smiling at them.
Usually, the family is trying to take grandpa’s car keys. Taking away the crocodiles would be harder.
Is that the LD50 (rat) or the LD50 (mouse)?
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And I’m Krakatoas! So there, neener!
That’s the LD50 for humans. Less than one croc is plenty.