If there were a song to describe your sex life

…what would it be?
There are some obvious ones:
“Beat It”
“Like a Virgin”
“Dancing in The Sheets”
“The Freaks Come Out at Night”
“Shook Me All Night Long”

I think mine would have to be “If I Could Turn back Time”. Much as I loathe Cher, the old sex life hasn’t gotten back to where it was pre-baby.

Do tell, please.

I think “Beat It” pretty much sums it up for me.

“All By Myself”
“Alone Again, Naturally”

“Love Stinks”

Oh, yeah. I could add to mine: Annie Lennox “Sisters are Doing it For Themselves”
:slight_smile:

The Beatles–Nowhere Man

“Pop Goes the Weasel”
“Same Time, Next Year” (or is this a movie?)
“Thanks for the Memories”

Sadly, mine would be, “Ah yes, I Remember it well”

And this, if I am correct, is my 100th post. Woo Hoo!

Once in a Lifetime! :wink:

(same as it ever was, same as it ever was, and look where my hand was…)

“I… aint got no boooooooooooody”

:stuck_out_tongue:
Max

I’m with DaddyTimesTwo

(Well, whaddya expect? I’m 17!)

“Dirty deeds, done dirt cheap”

“Send in the Clowns.” :rolleyes:

Dancing With Myself :rolleyes:

it would have to be…“you enjoy myself” (a phish song)

:smiley:

“The Long and Lonesome Highway” by the Beatles.

Which pretty much describes my life, right now, too! :frowning:

“I Touch Myself” - Divinyls
“Heaven Is A Place On Earth” - Belinda Carslile
“Back On The Chain Gang” - Pretenders
“Masochism Tango” - Tom Lehrer

My love life is best summed up by two classic songs. The first is by Barnes and Barnes. The second is a master piece by Ogden Edsl. The titles are-

Fish Heads

Dead Puppies

:smiley:

4:33 - John Cage

“Race for the Prize” -the Flaming Lips