And Rev. Sykes, in a gender bender, could be played by Wanda Sykes!
And the whole thing could be produced by Tyler Perry.
MOCKIN’ DAH BIRD
Set on a bleak, grimy concrete South London housing estate.
Scaht is a sassy mixed-race kid who raps the narrative. Dillon is a shy black boy who secretly loves Scaht but is intimidated by her street smarts - but that boah can dance well nang.
Boh Raddler is a lovable Jamaican rogue who can’t keep off the Red Stripe for more than a minute - with hilarious outcomes! Scaht’s absentee father, Finchman, occasionally turns up to dispense pearls of wisdom that Scaht incorporates into her hip hop stylin’s.
The final scene is at the magistrate’s court where dah Finchman get accused of fiddlin his dole and just when it looks like him goin to get bang up, Scaht rap so well the magistrate let em off just so she can hear more of the beat.
Oh and there’s sometin about some Bangladeshi bloke Tamanna Rahandra who got accused of rapin some bird or some shit but everyone knows she was well askin for it. That why it’s called mockin’ innit.
This morning at 11:30 am Dennis Miller joked about a desire to remake To Kill a Mockingbird using CGI…
It leads me to wonder if he reads here.
They’d reverse the races of all characters.