We would have seen Sam The Butcher really giving Alice some sausage!
I think there would have been alot more fighting amongst the Brady Bunch and I bet the Addams Family and The Munsters would be a lot darker and more creepy.
I’m picturing Daniel Craig’s first kill bathroom scene performed by Don Adams.
This occurred to me also.
James T Kirk, Male Prostitute
A lot more bloodshed in the Munster’s house.
Gomez and Morticia arrested for “Outraging Public Decency”
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I’m not sure Danny Kaye’s Game of Thrones would have had the same gravitas…
I was always happy just to watch her boobs jiggle whenever she crossed her arms. :o
So that’s what all those rooms at the top of the stairs were for! :smack:
The bathroom the six Brady kids shared would have had a toilet.
They would have referred to Lucy’s condition as “pregnant” before she had Little Ricky.
The clever part was that could pass as that the saloon was at the same time the diner and inn, and more wholesome minds would be none the wiser.
Right. The really ridiculous part of old TV censorship was that it often involved cutting out things that would otherwise not raise an eyebrow in everyday life but were supposed to be “private”. Avoidance of gratuituous profanity/gore/prurience is different, that is what one *would *expect; but avoidance of acknowledging the existence of the toilet commode or the usage of the word “pregnant”, comes across as just trying too hard, a sign that they felt the pressure of how TV was suspected of being a corrupting force.
The Skipper and Gilligan would have finally been able to express their love, and the Professor would be involved in a threesome with Ginger and Mary Ann.
There was no doubt, even in those days, that both Paul Lynde and the character he played were confirmed bachelors.
These days they might give him a boyfriend, but really, even before my hormones kicked in, it was obvious that Uncle Arthur was “different”.
Would you believe I slapped him really hard?
OK, would you believe I prodded him with my finger?
One of the scripts for Star Trek: Phase II featured nudity (IIRC Roddenberry though Earth would be a clothing optional paradise by the 23rd century.
Moving forward to the 1980s; the Visitors in V would’ve stripped their victims naked before freezing them or using the torture beam. The flesh coloured unitards we saw instead were clearly meant to evoke nudity. Also we would’ve seen the Visitors eating things larger than mice onscreen.
In Car 54, Where Are You? Toody and Muldoon would have been on the take.
On Alfred Hitchcock Presents, Hitch wouldn’t have to come on at the end to say the murderers eventually paid for their crimes. Some would get away with it.
On Happy Days, the Fonz would be boosting cars and selling them for parts.
[Voice of 99]: Max… Ooooooooooooh, Max! :o
Hey, it didn’t dawn on me until I was 20! 
You would have heard the sound of a toilet flushing offscreen in the Kramdens’ apartment. Alice would be going through “that time of the month.” Ed would have complained that the sewer smells better than one of Ralph’s farts.
Nah, Zelda Gilroy and Jane Hathaway would have beaten him to the punch.
I think Vivian Vance would have been okay with that.I read somewhere that Vivian had a thing for Desi and made no secret about it.
Happy Days would have resembled a cheesy softcore porn. Laverne and Shirley would have “experimented”.