I’m still here.
Of course, how many members actually visit the “About This Message Board” forum, anyway?
Bran Newbie today
Gets out of rocking chair. Types post with two fingers.
POSTING 1, 2, 3. . .
Sits. Resumes rocking.
Shoulda got decement and Colounsbury before they were banned. 
Ohhhhhhhh, wot a way to spell december.
[sub]it’s me birthday month, too. fer shame.[/sub]
I haven’t read this thread at all, but I read the title and seeing as how I’m very suggestible, I’m posting. Now give me further instructions, my master.
:Stands up: Hello, my name’s Wintermute…Hello, Wintermute…and I am a…
Whoops, wrong group!
What the hey, this group looks like more fun, anyway. Count me in! 
(Is that a '20s style-death-ray-shaped pie over there? Weird.)
I, also, am a poster to this board.
Yep.
Am I late?
Not as late as me.
::bleats like a sheep::
I hardly ever post, but often lurk around here, so count me in.
I’m here!
Quasimodem checking in.
I just heard there’s a party over here and I…hey, where’d everybody go?
Yo!
Don’t forget me.
or me.
I am here.