Heck if I’m gonna read 5 pages of this nonsense.
I lurk about 2 hours a day but rarely post. When I come back, I’ll bring pie
I couldn’t be here, I have been extinct for decades. I know there have been sightings but it wasn’t me, really.
Mee 2 !!! 
(something clever here)
wave
Anyone fancy a pint?
I’m here.
hi!
I’m usually a lurker, but I do post when they let me.
Over here.
Can’t think of a better place for my test post.
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I’ve been on vacation for the last 3 weeks, so sorry for not updating.
I will update again by the next 3 days.
I’m always late for these things. Hi 
No way I’m going to post to this thread! Unless the mods decide it’s mandatory.
What?
Oh shoot!
Okay, well now that I’ve posted, I have a question: can we list posters we know exist, off the top of our heads? I can think of at least a dozen (mostly ones I have contributed alongside of in a heated Pit thread :)) that didn’t make the lists.
Of course you don’t expect to have every poster included since last I checked the membership was well over 40,000?
Oh shoot, I forgot to second the statement that a lot of active members won’t read this thread. Why not go through the other boards, Idle Thoughts, and look at member userids?
Oh and my post count will probably increase by the time you read this. In the interest of statistical accuracy, this is number 307.
Haven’t been around too much lately, but, eh, here I am.
b00b
Ok.
Well.
Here I am.