Girl Next Door, in da house … next door.
Oh hell, I’m here. 
'Allo 'allo!
Jep, alive and well!
Hello… Newman
I’m here, mostly lurking.
Ryoukai! Boku wa iru yo
Career lurker, checking in.
Who wants Straight Dope?
I DO! I DO!
Absent and accounted for! :eek:
Ten characters.
OK, I’ here too.
OK, I’m here too.
And this isn’t a double post, it’s a correction.
I’m not here at all. What you’re reading is an optical illusion.
For the last year and a half not here like I used to be…but old 39 remains in spirit.
I’m I member, but I have a strict policy against posting.
Oops.
bring back the old board please?
to say howdy. 
Um, like, here and stuff.
I exist (constantly)
I lurk (often)
I post (rarely)