Hyperjes here, present and (hopefully) accounted for.
Here I am in all my splendor
Aye aye, captain.
I am here. Hi. 
hello???
I tried to enter just that and got an error message saying my response had to be 10 characters.
Weird.
- Adam
Hello! 
I am alive!
What up, doc?
delurks
Good Evening.
resumes lurking
Hola.
Ciao.
I’m smamicus. My socks will be along later.
This thread is too long already. I DO NOT want to see another Master List thread, we simply have too many members on this message board. In other words, starting this thread was a bad idea. I’ve let it go because people do keep posting to it. But it’s too long, and the membership list is way too big.
Lynn
For the Straight Dope