When the Japanese occupied Korea, they closed there schools, burned there books, and started to the the young Korean kids to speak Japanese…good enough!
…and?
If you can read this in Korean, thank a veteran!
Thank the Red Army. They’re the ones who guaranteed the defeat of the Nazis.
Koreans, if you can read Japanese, thank a veteran.
If you can read this in Korean, you should see a psychiatrist, because it’s written in English.
If you van read this, you are too close.
If your pet has been neutered, thank a vet.
Don’t forget, hire a vet.
Forget what?
Never forget.
Always spay and neuter your veterans.
One suspects this might cause some troubles with recruitment. 
Yeah, but think of the savings on Tricare!