If you can't afford Uranus, the moon is still available.

[Shirley_Ujest]

Moon for Sale

Behold the moon, Hope’s real estate boon. Millions have already purchased prime parcels. They have nicely framed certificates to prove it.

The moon seller is a former actor, ventriloquist, purveyor of mobile homes and one-time deli counter worker. By his estimate, he sampled 96 occupations before opening his company, Lunar Embassy.

It is the biggest success of his many careers.

( You must read the whole thing.)
This is the best lark I’ve had since the fun and games with Mr. Austin Wemba. Ohhh, those where the days

[fluiddruid]

I honestly don’t think it’s amusing. The guy isn’t selling the joke - he seems to be actually claiming to sell land that he doesn’t own.