… maybe you should consider one of these. 
Now, my question is, if you have enough disposable income to buy one of these, can you not afford the services of a real live human escort?
And really, if I wanted to stick my dick up the bott of a doll with a vacuous look on his face… I don’t need a doll. That describes just about every guy I’ve ever slept with. 
The most creepy part of it all is that a couple of months ago some guy was trying to auction off his used RealDoll on eBay.
That’s just… wrong.
Wrong, wrong, wrong.
- s.e.