If you could be a master in exactly ONE artistic discipline, what would it be?

Me, I’ve been told I’ve got some minor talent at writing. However, my life is such that I have a lot of feelings that I just struggle to put into words. I suppose I’d be a great writer if I could, but until then, what I have just seems… inadequate. I feel like I really want to be a great graphic artist instead; then I could really express myself in a way that I’m not skilled enough to do right now.

On the other hand, if I weren’t a good writer, I wouldn’t have the current job that I like so much, but still, this is only a hypothetical question. So what is it for the rest of you? Graphic art? If so, what kind? Music? What discipline? Poetry?

Jizzing in bottles, hanging them from a tree, and getting paid to do it.

Or writing.

Writing or piano. I can’t decide.

I think sculpture would be most satisfying. To create something beautiful, meaningful and tangible would cover all the bases for me.

Unfortunately, I have the artistic talent of a drunken hedgehog. I have managed to get writing published but that was just professional stuff.

The art of playing the guitar!!! whether it be classical, flamenco, rock, etc…I wanna be the master dammit!! Chicks dig guitar players:D

Reoch

Writing. Which is odd, given how much I hated prose when I was younger…

Painting in oils.

glass blowing/pottery

I’d like to be a “master” movie director. I think great directors have an artistic vision and somehow they’re able to capture that vision using so many parts (actors, cinematography, costumes, action, writing, sound, etc., etc., etc.). That, to me, seems to be incredibly difficult to do, so when it’s successfully done, is just outstanding.

I’d want to be the finest composer of classical music. Back in high school I had fantasies that I was discovered composing music for 100-piece symphonies that were incredible. Now, I look back and think how silly that was, but still, it’d be cool to be able to do that.

Either that, or be a master font designer. The world needs something other than Comic Sans, Times, Tekton, and Arial.

Erotic Dance. But I’m stuck with being a paid writer. sheesh

World design.

(Okay, for those who quibble that world design does not quite exist as a separate specialty:
Cartooning.)

I’d be on Broadway, except I can’t sing or dance.

I’d go with writing. My husband wishes I could sing well. :smiley:

Photography. I love black and white portraits, and things like Howard Schantz’s underwater work REALLY make me wish I knew what the hell I was doing.

Cartooning.

Because the sophisticate & the lowbrow alike both love to laugh. I’d make people happy. :slight_smile:

Music.

More specifically, I just wish I had a beautiful tenor voice with great range and perfect pitch.

As it stands now, I love to sing. Absolutely love it. But my voice sucks.

Guitar, I want to be able to make it sing. Right now it sounds more like cats fighting at times. But I’m trying.

Surf guitar all the way, baby.

This is patently untrue. Simetra has the most beautiful voice that I have ever heard; I melted the first time he sang for me (and I’ve continued to do so every time I’ve heard him sing since.) Even if I wasn’t completely in love with him, I’d still be sure that he has a perfect voice and I’d still love listening to him sing. [/mushy girlfriend mode]

I’d like to be able to write. I used to love writing – and I used to be praised for it constantly in school – but the words just don’t come to me any more. I think I peaked too early.