You owe me a keyboard…and a nose…that diet pepsi hurt coming out.
My work here is done. 
I’m self-employed, and here’s how my days are adding up.
11am - 2 pm
break for lunch.
3pm to 5pm
nap & dinner.
8pm - 10pm
watch some tv.
11pm - 3 or 4am
But each day is unique. Most days I have work to do, even the weekends. Some days I might not work at all. The beauty is the flexible timeline and being at home (as long as I’m not crunching for a deadline). Beats a steady, forced 8 hour workday anytime. If I need to run to the store, or pick up the kids, or go the the doctors, or even have a friend over and catch a movie… I can usually swing it easily and guilt free!
And I’m a natural night owl, so it’s a good fit.
I work, more or less, 9 to 6.
Most of my fellow employees work 8 to 5.
I don’t get any hassle if I come in at 9:15 or 9:30;
An 8-hour day (plus one hour for lunch) is expected
Honestly, I’d probably work 10 to 7 if others weren’t in earlier. I’m just not a morning person. But some of my colleagues work 6-3, and probably 90% of them are in by 8. So I get in at 9, as much as I hate it.
…I’m a night person.
I once worked weekdays from 12 - 6 p.m. and all day Saturday. I loved it!
Mornings and nights free. It was like I only really worked on Saturday.