If you could get away with it without getting caught...

Depends on which thing you’re talking about.

That one thing? If I could get away with, yes, I think would.

That other thing? I’ve been getting away with it for over a month. So there.

Perhaps, but I certainly wouldn’t tell you if I did.

If it doesn’t hinder my chances of reelection I have probably already done it.

Oh good. If you’ll help me with mine, I’ll help you with yours. Maybe Stranger on a Train would like to get in on this as well.

*pssst

I peed in the pool.
Shhh… Ya’ll don’t tell no one.

Some things, for sure.

That sounded more like a fart. Just sayin’.

Hell yeah.

But I really don’t see how Gates isn’t gonna notice.

Define “it”.

Nope, I always get caught.
Even if I didn’t get caught I’m sure God would kill a puppy and it would be my fault.

LOL…yes sir rebob…

Absolutely, which is why I never put myself in a position where I could get away with IT without being caught. I’d succumb to the temptation and then be eaten away by guilt.