Cathy - the only thing worse than the strip was watching her turn up on The Tonight Show all the time and flirt with Johnny Carson.
Family Circus - seems a waste of effort to kill it since Bil Keane will probably keel over soon or finish going senile and they’ll have to end it anyway. Besides, I enjoy playing the “crosshairs” game with it.
Jump Start - it should just be broken up into four different strips, since there are so many bland characters and the family is together so little in it now. Joe and Crunchy’s cop on the beat stuff, the wife’s (un)wacky hospital antics, the Sunny’s fights with her hair and “shock” at her past selves, and the stupid preschool kiddie “yuppies” stuff. I was never a fan of the strip, but once it took the “family” turn and the “Joe lusts for an SUV” strips it was all over.
Hi & Lois - By now Chip should be shooting heroin in his eyeballs (probably why he wears the cap over them) during his jam session with his band. The baby should have died of skin cancer from lying in the sun so long. Hi should have run run off with the wife of his lazy drunk neighbor/buddy (since she’s obvious not getting any from her husband) after figuring out how much of a nag Lois is. The little boy should be in a diabetic coma from cookie stealing, the girl should be a police snitch, and Lois and the garbage men should be running a meth lab out of the garage.
Blondie - just kill it off already. Blondie may have a catering business now, but the strip is still stuck in the Eisenhower era. Besides, I’m troubled by attraction to Herb wife, anime babes I’m okay with, but not this.
Beetle Bailey - to paraphrase Jimmy James on Newsradio, “I quit reading Beetle Bailey when I figured out nobody was going to get killed.” The only changes I can see from the occasional glances at it are that pointless tech guy (“Sparks”?, “Gizmo”?) and Lt. Fuzz’s hair is only 20 years out of date instead of 30now. But his old afro would almost be back in style now.
Herman - Aw. How nice they let someone draw a strip while having the D.T.'s.
Zits - I know some people like it, but I have yet to see why. For some reason it reminds me of that 80s SNL sketch “The Whiners”.
Wizard of Id, B.C., Garfield, Frank and Ernest, Hagar, and most everything else I see in the paper should go because they have been on auto-pilot for so long it wouldn’t matter now anyway.
Boondocks I like, Born Loser I can’t hate for some reason. Dilbert is on life support. Peanuts can stay because I like the reruns (Hell, they’ve apparently been running reruns of Henry for 20 years, at least Peanuts was good). I didn’t know Tumbleweeds was still around, but I still like the art, even though that website in the link was painfully unfunny as were the recent strips I looked at.