Apparently we’re doingthis now. I know this is a sensitive topic, but let’s please keep it civil. This is only a poll, let’s try to keep this from landing in the Pit, okay?
I knew this guy one time and I asked him if he’d like some Ramen noodles. He kind of wrinkled up his nose and said, “What… flavor…?” And I said, “Oriental!” And then he said “Ugh, NO!”
Obviously anyone who does not like oriental flavored ramen noodles have not eaten enough of them to know that they should like them. If only they would only eat enough of them they would find that not all oriental flavored ramen noodles taste alike and eventually they would find an oriental flavor ramen noodle they do like.
They are probably the same shallow people who refuse to eat foods of color, subsisting on only mashed potatoes, cauliflower, mushrooms, pork and vanilla ice cream.
I could never be friends with someone who doesn’t like oriental flavored ramen noodles. They totally disgust me.
My favorite in this category are the bowl noodles, with those awful little cardboardy pink-edged things in them, where the label is about 50% in Chinese… with a big red splash reading PICANTE!
Welcome to 2013, here’s your anti-headspin device.
Oriental was always my favorite flavor as a child growing up. Our boat I work on now refuses to stock that flavor for some reason. Maybe I should accuse them of racism