Not gonnorhea, syphillis or scabes.
Rabies.
Foaming.
Raving.
Fiery eyed.
Full-on Rabies.
You’re absolutely mad about living.
Maybe from a bat-bite or from a bad Oreo or something.
What wopuld you do? Because…
: BITE :
BBBwwwaaaa ha hahahahahhahahahaha ! ! ! ! !
*Skips off into the undergrowth *
Sometimes, a thread goes a way you never expect. And sometimes, Inigo loses his marbles.
Sometimes both happen at once…
Still love ya, man.
[Nelson] Ha ha! [/Nelson]
I’ve had my rabies shots. No rabies for me!
[sub]I hope.[/sub]
Where’s Louis Pasteur when ya need 'im?
Why? Does he know where we keep the straight jackets?
Well, hopefully the vomiting will cure the extreme thirstyness.
Great–thanks for this. Now I’ll have all these symptoms for the next 24 to 48 hours. I shouldn’t have had that Oreo last night…
Pasteur developed the first successful rabies vaccine.
Do you take requests to bite people? What do you charge per person? I’ve got a list of people I’d like you to bite…
Another interesting rabies tidbit. In animals (other than humans) rabies takes one of two forms: furious or dumb. Furious rabies follows a course identical to the course found in humans. With dumb rabies, the irritability stage is very short, or absent altogether, and paralysis comes on earlier attacking the jaws and larynx.
I KNOW that! It was a joke… Do you remember irony? Not so much like goldy and silvery, but useful, none the less… 
So,
Mr. Montoya, you’re leaving… (I remember the long goodbye)
and…
you want to take innocent posters out with you. Cruel (April is the cruelest month, not sure where May ranks), just cruel.
The jokes on you! I was vaccinated against Rabies!! 
Too late, I’ve had Rabies for years.
Thanks anyway, though.