I thought we already annexed Canada and Mexico…j/k
Really though, noone will ever F— with Canada or Mexico regardless of their militia because the U.S. wouldn’t stand for it. It is much better to influence a country with friendship than to expand control. The U.S. has enough problems with it’s Domestic Policy. We couldn’t handle the infrastructure. We would have to fly to a whole other continent to get free government provided health care! Corona would be a domestic beer! We would have to buy new uniforms for all those cute mounties! Either way we would lose much more than we would gain.
Mexico has oil reserves, right? Weather’s nicer. The Canadians rarely, if ever, piss us off - play good neighbor. Take Mexico’s oil, then sell the dried husk to Panama, maybe keep some beach resorts.
There is something about the Great White North, but I just don’t know what it is. They can keep it.
Mexico has better weather and food.
Besides, if you check the borders, I think Mexico is invading the U.S.A.