I dont know crap about cars, but this article on IGN is pretty damn funny. Its got pictures of all the editors cars, and funny write ups on each one. Check it out. I laughed hard.
Don’t worry Phlip, those guys don’t know anything about cars, either, apparently. Dan Adams car is obviously a Geo Prism (aka Toyota Corolla), not a Metro. I’m also curious about exactly what year Dodge took over manufacturing of the Comet. It must have been a pretty short run since I know people who’ve had 1970 and 1973 Mercury Comets.