This one was. It just took 10 years.
Because he’s a chicken?
Reborn, no. Reanimated as shambling undead abominations? Why not?! Did Buddha ever actually say that he wouldn’t rise from the grave and eat people’s brains?
In fact, isn’t the possibility of a brain eating zombie Buddha a perfectly good reason why you should shoot him if you meet him on the road? If you don’t, he’ll eat you!
“Man kills what he does not understand./” - Marion Zimmer Bradley
That user hasn’t logged on in nine years. Guess he transmimogrified, or something.
But you kill them the same way, shotgun to the head.
But to answer the zombie OP’s question:
To make him one with the worms.
[Ancient Joke]
If you meet the Buddha on Usenet, killfile him!
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It is a bit disingenuous to link to another website to make your argument without pointing out that it’s your own site.