What are tampons made of ?
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What are tampons made of ?
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Rayon or cotton. Why, do you often stick your head into the thick of things when it gets messy? 
I’m worn denim, but I aspire to be silk shantung.
100% polyester. Hey, my throw blanket is the softest, lightest, I-just-want-to-wrap-my-naked-self-in-it-and-wriggle-around-like-a-cat puffiest fabric I’ve ever had the pleasure to rub my feet on. And that’s what the tag says.
I would want to be LunaV’s blanket. 
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Does that make y’all jeanetically related? I mean, if you share the same jeans…
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I reckon that there is correct! 
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I would want to be LunaV’s blanket.
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I don’t *actually * wrap my naked self in it.
Although…
Velvet - soft, pretty, impractical and covered with cat hair
Wow. This is like a Spinal Tap thread.
How much more pointless can you get? None, none more pointless.
Another vote for Denim…
I would be faded denim, with a few interesting , and faded “embroidered patches” on it. Once worn as a jean jacket, but recycled into a comfy cover on a sofa cushion/lamp shade or some such.
The patches would include everything from a NASA Mission Patch to a Grateful Dead Teddy/Jerry bear.
Regards
FML
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Wow. This is like a Spinal Tap thread.
How much more pointless can you get? None, none more pointless.
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I’m an arsehole. Sorry. Carry on.
Well, it had actually run its course and died a quick, painless natural death-- or did it?!?
yojimbo, you pounded on the chest, blew life into the nostrils…why you’re the Miracle Max of pointless threads!
Well, it was only mostly dead.
Does this mean **yojimbo **is a defribrillation pad?
Slightly purplish gray all-wool gabardine suiting.