Gah, no. Everyone would be sad. But I’d be sufficiently intrigued enough that I’d definitely hang around my mom and sister and try to haunt them afterwards 
Hypothetically, could we do things? Like loosen the mud at the edge of the grave suddenly? Because there are some people who it would be hysterical to see in mud-splattered fine clothing right after a tumble, cursing like sailors…
“Are you alright?”
“Bastard did it on purpose…!”
cue expressions from the crowd 
If only to make sure no one plays “I Will Remember You” or “Good Riddance (Time of Your Life.)”
If they do, then I’m blowing in the outside doors and screwing with the power. As I’ve promised.
Sure - I’ve told my sister and friends that I’d want a fairly awesome wake. (My exact words were, “I expect bad decisions!” Should be a hoot, if I can make it.
If I do, the afterlife really really needs improvement.
Suit yourself. It’s your funeral.
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In other words, you’d be the late tdn, correct?
If I were a ghost I assume I’d have no responsibilities, in which case I’d sit in the woods all day and just exist.
Don’t think I’m likely to have a funeral. But if I did I’d attend to make sure they play Flying Ryan at it like I’ve asked.
When I go there is not supposed to be a funeral. If I’m a pissy ghost I might read the obituary to see if visiting hours are listed and go and cause a scene for not following my wishes. If I’m laid back ghost, I’ll just drift off without caring one way or the other.
Came here to say that.
Someone would have to!
Yes I did.
And I even kept posting to this message board.
Only if I can get back into my body, open my eyes and sit up in the coffin.
If I’m not too busy tracking down my own murderer.
I hope it’s not cholesterol because that would take forever.
I suspect Miss Ghost Manners would say you’re obliged to attend.
If I could come back as Slimer there are a few people I wouldn’t mind sliming.
But I suspect that also would be a breach of manners.
I suppose it would be alright if anyone wants to get slimed for the fun of it, but that would mean planning for plenty of liquor being served first.