If you were (a) God, how would you suggest your existence?

Great Debates
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[QUOTE=Anaamika]
Oh man. This cracked me right up. I had to hide my face. I actually laughed out loud.
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Me too. I finally stopped laughing, and you had to go and quote him and it made me laugh all over again!

And me with bronchitis, so I’m sitting here going, “hahaha…snorkchoke…gasp…coughcoughcoughhack…blurgh…haha…urg.”

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First, I’d embed white tiles in city streets, linking Calvin & Hobbes quotes to Kubrick’s 2001. Then, I’d have zoo tigers reciting ordinary casserole recipes to fascinated tourists. I’d have Rastafarians deciding that Joseph Heller is me.

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[QUOTE=Enola Straight]
pi , converted into base 11, deeply calculated into the gazillionth decimal place, had a string of ones and zeroes which, of plotted on graph paper, would form a perfect circle.

A siple geometric shape with no beginning nor end.

The very signature of the Author.
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Well, he screwed up then. If he had given us all one more finger, then he might be on to something.

44

I’d take the form of a tortoise and fall on someone, killing him instantly. Nothing stirs up belief like a good “tortoise from above” smiting.

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[QUOTE=Captain_C]
I’d take the form of a tortoise and fall on someone, killing him instantly. Nothing stirs up belief like a good “tortoise from above” smiting.
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what would be the porpoise of that?

46

I would answer the prayers of amputees and regrow their missing limbs.

Subtle, yet undeniable.

Courtesy of http://www.whydoesgodhateamputees.com

47

Allegheny College wins BCS championship. And then goes on to win the Super Bowl.

48

I would appear on American Idol.

49

I would make a large neon sign light up above the heads of politicians giving speeches that said BULLSHIT when appropriate, and a blinking UNBELIEVABLE BULLSHIT if necessary.

I’d also make a sign light up above rapists, child molesters, murderers, and any other bad thing I felt like addressing that said I RAPED $NAME, or whatever.

These signs would be invisible to the person they were inflicted on, but visible to everyone else.

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[QUOTE=WhyNot]
Me too. I finally stopped laughing, and you had to go and quote him and it made me laugh all over again!

And me with bronchitis, so I’m sitting here going, “hahaha…snorkchoke…gasp…coughcoughcoughhack…blurgh…haha…urg.”
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And now I’m giggling and snorting again. jjim, you win the thread. :smiley:

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No no, it silenus wit da funny.