Being the pirate captain I totally would. And just to make things interesting I’d make my crew dress up as different archetypes.
One would dress as an astronaught. Another would be a cowboy. Another a robin Hood looking dude. Another an egyptian pharoah. And so on.
Jeez Louise, the seals will think they are playing Doom II.
“SOS… we’re being hijacked by the Village People!”
Would you be singing “YMCA” as you attack?
Tremble in fear of the notorious Kelvar! Scourge of the 7 seas! Strike ye colors and prepare to be boarded. Davy Jones will feast tonight. 
I’d wear it, ye scurvy landlubber!
“Stay calm. We have homosexuals dressed up like policemen and sailors responding.”
I already dress like Captain Jack Sparrow.
Well, you can wear whatever you want, but in that situation, I’d rather have Kevlar instead.
Nope. I can’t pull off the makeup.
Shoulders? ***SHOULDERS?!! ***
Amateur.
I had two Australian parrots sit on my head once.
:rolleyes:
You’re forgetting two gold hoop earrings, an even number of gold teeth, and a nasty scar on both cheeks.
And I’m not sure how you plan to handle your pair of pistols, without fingers and all.
I would think the Luffy D. Monkeylook would be more practical for a pirate, on account of you need freedom of movement as well as protection from the sun (hence the straw hat)
If I were a modern day pirate, I would dress like a Hell’s Angel. Only without the logo, because it’s copywritten, and I would get killed for displaying it. I would substitute the Angel’s logo with a Jolly roger in the middle of my jacket. Top rocker: Pirate. Bottom rocker: U.S.A.
What does the link go to? I’m getting this: http://www.warning.or.kr/ apparently it’s illegal pirated material.
