Pope Awheelie, first Pope with a two wheeled pope-mobile.
Pope Inion
Just issue a Papal Decree telling them to serve Pasta Fagioli in the Vatican cafeteria everyday.
Pope Cloetus The First
Pope Ai (pronounced “I”), the Fisher Man
or
Cool Papa Sidemeat (or is that my Jazz name? Well, no reason the Pope can’t be a Jazz man)
or the first Blues Pope
Blind Pontificatin’ Clement
there s a saint attila …
and one catholic school i went to had a sister mary atilla …
Pope Moishe lipshultz XIII
So she was Atilla the Nun?
d&r
The creator of the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch
My brother says he wants to be Pope Corn.
And yeah, Atilla the Nun must have had a prtty rough time in nun school.
I’d provide the Catholic church with a fresh start and bold new direction as…
Pope Gomorrah!
If you thought sodomy was bad…
The National Lampoon has a wonderful headline when John Paul I was elected Pope:
“John Paul Elected Pope; George, Ringo Miffed”
…with a picture of George with a word balloon saying “I wanted to wear the shoes of the Fisherman!” And a picture of Ringo in Listzomania saying “Yeah, I have me own Pope clothes and everything!”
Pope Allah Buddha Ganesh. Or maybe Pope Spike.
Pope Hope.
I’d have to second Lando II, just because he seems to have been such an awesome guy. Not only was he the “least important” pope:
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Now that’s how I want history to remember me!
I was thinking Pope-Along Cassidy.
So maybe Pope My Ride.
Pope Ultimate the Last
Because if they ever made me the pope God would surely make it rain hellfire and frogs until all the lands were covered with burning frogs and the seas awash in amphibious ash.
Traditionalist here. I’d be Pope Clement XV. There’ve been some good popes named Clement; I’d want to continue their work (if I were Catholic, that is).
Pope John XX, because there’s something that’s always bothered me.
On the death of Pope Adrian V, Pedro Juliani, who should have become John XX (due to clerical error) ascended to the chair as Pope John XXI.
In other words, they skipped one. And I want to know just what will happen when you plug the gap.
You go back in time.
Cruising wikipedia this weekend led me to want to change my answer: I now want to be known as Pope Yaakov Gesundheit. Best actual name EVER!