Perhaps if we built a giant wooden badger…
…we could get Iran to blow it up? Or were you thinking they might know a good contractor for building it?
Rome ruled Syria for more than 400 years.
The fact that Romans fought Parthians and later Sassanids over the right to rule Mesopotamia is a pretty good example that the area is far from unconquerable.
Keeping in mind that knives have a short range compared to missiles, I would wait to see if their knives could evolve to reach my army. If I want to get offensive, I would invade Canada.
What’s the joke here?