And if I was president (was the president)
The minute congress call my name (was the president)
I’d say who do,
Who do you think you’re fooling? (who do you think you’re fooling)
I’ve got the presidential seal (was the president)
I’m up on the presidential podium
My mama loves me
She loves me
She get down on her knees and hug me
Like she loves me like a rock
She rocks me like the rock of ages
And loves me
I’m not sure that’s exactly what I’d do, but the damn song has been running through my head every time I’ve seen Obama on TV since the inauguration.