I hope I just die and get buried and that’s it. Christianity and other major religions play up a REAL long afterlife as if that were a good thing - wouldn’t that get painfully boring after the first millenia?
Patty
This might be a little more serious than some of the responses here.
My body: Cremated after vital life-saving organs removed.
My soul: I like the idea of being reincarnated until we get things “right” enough. I never liked the idea of there being nothing or no conciousness after death. It seemed unfair that babies and small children who died would experience so little and their souls would just sleep.
As for me, I’m not quite sure if I’ll end up in Heaven or get sent back yet. I’m Protestant, so I’m a bit murky on the whole Purgatory thing. Hell, IMHO, is for those who commit acts of true evil (i.e. someone with pedophilic impulses or a member of the KKK isn’t necessarily doomed to Hell, but an unrepentant child molester or someone who hunts down and kills minorities might be.
Pervert:
Foot fetishes: Creepy.
Diaper Fetish: Wrong, wrong, wrong.
Comb-overs: Icky. Creepy. Yucky. Bad.
Comb-over diaper-foot fetish: Please shoot yourself.
Porn within limits, ok.
Porn all the time, make misfire brain your.
If you don’t harm anyone with whatever your kink is, and it doesn’t creep them out and it is consensual, then it is ok. But if it creeps someone out, it must stop immediately. And no, we all don’t need to hear about about your new mega turbo 12HP Orgasmo Vibrator, m’kay? Some visuals will scar some of us for the rest of our lives.
Signed,
Shirley Ujest
**FUCS U: The only thing missing is ABDEGHIJKLMNOPQRTVWXYZ! **
ALRIGHT!!! I’m IN!!! 
My kinks are entirely consensual.
into the ground, i am worm food. you make your own heaven and hell while you are alive.
Where was I before I was conceived? That’s where I’ll go.
Or to Hell, according to the RCC, for the mortal sin of apostasy.
With any luck, and the diligence of my family, hopefully nowhere near a Service Corp International owned funeral home.
:eek:
Well, if I got to choose, I’d come back as someone else. Rebirth, another lifetime to grow and learn and play, perhaps with different attributes. Ideally, I’d return and have a chance to be the kind of person I currently find fascinating
bamf
Most people run around through their whole lives like rabbits in a hutch. Go to work, come home, dinner, twice a week a bath, sex with spouce, same thing tomorrow.
The flames of Hell were lit to roast a rabbit?!? :rolleyes:
I’m pretty safe.
If I were to die today, there wouldn’t be any “me” left to go anywhere. As interesting as thoughts of an afterlife can be, I just can’t bring myself to believe it. We’re meat that thinks. If someone dies as an infant, that’s it – the end, no more. Is it fair? Nope. Is it true? Well, as best I can figure, it is.
Sure, I could be wrong. But if I am, any god worth the title would forgive my skepticism.
Well, if I went with my fundamentalist foundation, I was taught that, right now, I’d probably (ok, definitely) end up all roasty and toasty.
If what I believe is possible equates to true, then only humanities’ absolute worst go to Hell… like Hitler, Attilla, Jim Jones, et al.
If there’s some place like Purgatory and one can atone and then move on, I see that as an option, much like reincarnation. Yep, I’d prefer either of those, if pressed. ‘Cause then we could right wrongs, save the world, have more hot monkey lovin’ or whatever would make us better people. Oooh, that’s the ticket!
But in reality, I’m leaning more towards the ‘once finished, that’s it’ school of thought. Like Myron Van Horowitzski, whatever existence we had before this one appears most likely.
My friends and I all know that we’re going straight to Hell when we die. I mean, what with the blasphemy, and the homosexuality, and the horrid puns and whatnot. But it’ll be fun, because we’ll all be there together in the tenth level. Yup, special level just for us. V.I.P. dontcha know.
Except for those of us who somehow manage to get into Heaven. Those wusses.
To non-existence.
All I know is that if I die and have the choice between regular heaven and pie heaven, I’m choosing pie heaven. It may be a trick, but if not, mmmm boy…
Oh, I’d take a cue from Leon Trout and wander around the world for a while studying people.
I should probably post a link to the Dante’s Inferno Test.
As I remember, I wound up in Level Six, sealed with the heretics into a flaming sarcophagus for eternity. I had been expecting Level Seven, with the Blasphemers against God.
My soul would be headed to heaven; my body cremated and spread over several locations.
Swimming around inside a testicle?
The truth of the afterlife is, whatever it is. The truth exists whether or not I know of it or believe in it. That Zen enough for y’all? 