Ikea: what a bunch of bastards

They want $2,000 for that bookcase? :eek: I don’t care how many times they hand-rubbed that finish, that’s outrageous.

Besides, with only seven shelves, it hasn’t anywhere near the capacity required.

We got a bunch of office chairs from them and they didn’t hold up at all. They seemed heavy duty, but there it didn’t take long for problems to emerge. Spring mattress was bad in a year. Other things have been better. I think they are better for things that are static. Once there is a moving part like a drawer or a door or a wheel you are asking for trouble. And their kitchenware is crap. Thin pans that look like they will bend, flimsy spatulas. It’s as if everything was designed for a strange race of slender and fit people, not regular humans.

Hrm. My IKEA name is EHCOH. That almost sounds like something.

Mine would be LZSCSMI. It looks like a bizarre mixture of Czech and something else (Hungarian? Romanian?).

Hmm, has anyone ever been to Sweden? :stuck_out_tongue:

I used to watch a cooking show from one of those Nordic countries. The food wasn’t that appetizing that I wanted to make it. The cook was a hot blond, and sometimes she’d have over hot blond friends. :slight_smile:

I have. It’s very… distracting. I kept seeing people out of the corner of my eye who looked like my cousins, but they weren’t.

For $2000, it had better pick up and re-shelve the books for me. Or swivel around and reveal a secret room.