When two forty thirteen gas prices seventy six nine Americans don’t fifty eight.
Sucker. I plan on using up all your gas by 2022.
Are you in management now? Because you cant move up in management until you’re actually in management. Either way, I applaud you for having at least a semi-plausible timetable. Everyone can have a dream on an infinite time scale.
If it doesn’t happen in 2025, shoot for 2050. Nobody can ignore your logical prowess forever!
Hey! Our very own Mr. Yakuza! Welcome back! We’ve all been waiting breathlessly 2 learn more of ur story. We know from a recent nearby thread that u have some valuable life skills that many of us could learn from. We know that u, um… actually aren’t paying any rent at all, other than ur self-storage space. We didn’t know u had (or even contemplated ever having) a mortgage. This tells us u’re financially on ur way up! This is great news, Yakuza! Tell us more about how ur career path 2 management is unfolding. Have u gotten any promotions or salary increase since we last heard from u?
Ur financial situation is really encouraging. U’ve told us some detail about ur other budget priorities, and how u make ends meet. But we need 2 learn more, so those of us who would like 2 live similarly can begin 2 do so. Ur entertainment budget was/is fascinating.
ETA: And we’re also proud of u that u’ve advanced 2 the point of using more Capital Letters and punctuation marks in ur posts.
It’s cool that there are bus stops in the wilderness.
I thought about giving up driving to spite the Illuminati, but then I realized that if I took the only job within walking distance - 4 hours/week for minimumn wage at the library - instead of continuing to drive 60 miles a day, the Illuminati would really be pleased about having manipulated me into such a move. So I need a new Illuminati defying strategy. I’m thinking cryptically worded ads on craigslist.
Hey Yakuza, who are these Illuminati you mention?
I’d be very grateful if you could tell me a little bit more about them - in your own words.
That last part is important to me - I don’t want links or cites or anything like that, but for you to tell me who they are, where they come from, what they do and why they do it. Could you? Would you? Please?
Thanks in advance, 'kuz!
But Pizza Drivers have the best income, but some of the highest Slack requirements this side of Corporate Drone.
Wait. I know. Illuminati have a secret agenda. They are hiking up the price of gas so that we dump cars and go back to horses. Therefore, Illuminati must be horse farmers. Or, at least, from Kentucky. As a group. Am I onto something, or am I onto something, Yakuza!?
The word Illuminati comes from the greek meaning those enlightened by the Holy Spirit. The people of God. Those people have their needs met, including fuel, by God, so why would this be an issue to them?
When God sends them somewhere, God will pay, and it’s all God’s anyway. While you may think you are doing good by not driving in protest, you may just be a stubborn child of God, thinking you are doing good in not driving but all you are doing is making your life harder, and less effective in your life’s purpose to love your fellow members of the human family.
And here was me thinking it came from the Latin, meaning “enlightened” (by actual light).
Shhhh!
Five bucks a gallon huh? Whining pantywaists don’t know what expensive gas is. :rolleyes:
See, now I always thought, in an attempt to get the West, to stop consuming the lion’s share of the world’s resources, and actually Conserve, they had to jack the price of gas and hit them where they live - in the pocket book! They aren’t going to willingly give up any lifestyle, otherwise.
Illumanati? Why didn’t I think of that?
Let us know how well that car runs after sitting for 13 years. Hell, let us know how well it runs now after sitting for 2 years. Why don’t you just sell it?
I’ve done my part, I just bought a new car!! That’ll show that darn Illuminati.
God, how I pity the decapitated tree slug who matches wits with you.
Damn how did he find us out, well off to my spaceship and wait for this empire to fall. I’ll be back…
Wow. I’m jealous. I wish I lived somewhere where gas was only $5 a gallon. You’re a lucky, lucky man!
Twice that here.
Can’t stand it when people use the number 2 like that.
Anyway, I am pretty sure that supply, demand, and distribution issues have nothing to do with the price of gas. Until now though I couldn’t figure out what was affecting it. I thought it might have been Obama’s fault, but couldn’t prove it.