Cecil,
As a member in good standing of the Free and Accepted Masons, the Shrine of North America and the Tall Cedars of Lebanon, I want to tell you that we bear you no animosity whatsoever. The black helicopters hovering over your home are merely a courtesy we extend to everyone who expresses such a deep interest in our New World Order.
When the man in black knocks on your door, please be polite and go along quietly.