I'm 33 so why can't I get out of Highschool

[Muffin]

Time for a rousing round of the Greenland Inuit game of “Turning out the lamps.”

[BellRungBookShut-CandleSnuffed]

@Duckster

Gee, I thought Friends went off the air years ago. Or was it Seinfeld? Both mundane and pointless.

At 33 I had two university degrees, had lived in several states, and was already living overseas. In all honesty, I think you all need to get out more and meet other people. I’m not saying give up your friendships. I am saying you all need to expand your daily horizons. Not meaning to be harsh but it’s time to cross the street on your own without your mother’s permission.

Thanks for the links, Duck.

[iamthewalrus_3]

Ok, here’s what I suggest.

Tell Debbie that she’s not getting any younger, and to take Shawn while he’s willing.
Jason and Samantha are never going to be right for each other. Tell Jason to give up now, and see if you can invite Samantha over for some alone time.
I can’t believe anyone invited Julie to the party.

It’s possible I got the names wrong. Just switch them around until it makes sense.