Nerd that I am, I just realized it. I’m not talking about IRL, but in online chats & on message boards, I’m a buck-toothed, taped glasses wearin’, suspender snapping bona fide geekaroony. I laugh at my own not funny jokes, I don’t get those of other people – I am essentialy walking around in cyberspace with virtual toilet paper hanging out the back of my pants.
I was just wondering what I oughta do. I would like to celebrate my nerdiness in some fashion – become one with my inner geek!
Maybe I should show up at one of these post parties and snarf down all of the snacks on the table by the wall. I could dance robot-fashion through a thread, or tiptoe through in my Wonder Woman Underoos (since I don’t think my inner nerd wants to be naked in cyber-public).
Come to think of it – why not in here? There’s no one around – I’ll just make myself comfortable.
:removes suspenders, strips down to the underoos:
:puts on some relaxing Mexican polka music:
Woo hoo! I an geek! Hear me snort!