I'm a nerd! Now what?

Nerd that I am, I just realized it. I’m not talking about IRL, but in online chats & on message boards, I’m a buck-toothed, taped glasses wearin’, suspender snapping bona fide geekaroony. I laugh at my own not funny jokes, I don’t get those of other people – I am essentialy walking around in cyberspace with virtual toilet paper hanging out the back of my pants.

I was just wondering what I oughta do. I would like to celebrate my nerdiness in some fashion – become one with my inner geek!

Maybe I should show up at one of these post parties and snarf down all of the snacks on the table by the wall. I could dance robot-fashion through a thread, or tiptoe through in my Wonder Woman Underoos (since I don’t think my inner nerd wants to be naked in cyber-public).

Come to think of it – why not in here? There’s no one around – I’ll just make myself comfortable.

:removes suspenders, strips down to the underoos:
:puts on some relaxing Mexican polka music:

Woo hoo! I an geek! Hear me snort!

Welcome to the club! Celebrate your nerdiness in any way you see fit! Be proud! Slump tall! Give the universal finger-to-the-bridge-of-the-glasses nerd salute!

Show off your geek pride.