I think he pierced his penis!
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awwww, our little **fetus ** is all growed up now. sniff
I like your new name, but it will take a little while for it to sink in.
You recently had a milestone birthday, right? Was that part of the reason for a new name?
Punch Madonna’s Privates.
21, and no, not particularly.
So, like the new name.
But really, I’m just posting here because there’s 2 different ads for fetus pictures. What have you been up to? Will it ruin your political aspirations if these pictures get out?
A born again doper!
Boy that Korean BBQ is powerful stuff! 
Believe me, if Republican voters knew which Doper I was, I would be toast anyway. Shit, I’ve said too much already!
I just realized that it could’ve been even more disastrous if I walked up to people at the restaurant and went, “Hey, I’m Hostile. Are you the Dopers?” :eek:
It’s hard to identify you with any kind of “hostile” whatever 
Are you going to start pitting those of us who mangle English now, or will you continue jotting descriptive notes?
I’m honored! It’s about time, too–if you were a fetus in 2003, you’d be at least 4 in 2007, and definitely in possession of a language.
I find myself growing into a more and more impassioned defender of descriptivism as I learn more about linguistics. Which means I’m not about to Pit someone for using non-standard English (although the written language is a whole different beast from the natural verbal form, being learned, not acquired/generated naturally); but I may Pit someone for Pitting someone else for…ah, fuck it.
I am starting to think, though, that I ought to read some angry prescriptivist screeds to balance it out.
Not bad. 