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Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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Here’s my tips for men on how to get women:

  1. Approach a girl.
  2. Make eye contact.
  3. Smile.
  4. Say, “hi.”
  5. ???
  6. Profit.

That really is all you have to do. I used to be beta and try and use all these pickup lines, but you don’t need any of that bullshit, just say, “hi.”

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Done. Read the preview, enjoyed it so I bought it and shhhh don’t tell anyone I’m a woman

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Okay, I’m just sayin’ - you ladies are taking a HUUUUUUGE risk by reading this book. Watch out for the ninjas.

And thanks for buying!

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Spoiler boxes please!

This is way cool, Sauron (I assume that by using “Sauron” you realize I’m addressing the actual person that wrote the book of funnies.)

Congrats!!!

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Thanks very much, lieu! Your tale of pooping in a canoe is something I regularly re-read for inspiration. (Note to other Dopers: If you haven’t read that, search for it and read it post-haste. It never fails to make me laugh.)

And for what it’s worth … my MIDDLE name is Sauron.