I'm a Star Wars fanbody and I did not hate the Ewoks.

[Anaamika]

@KneadToKnow

Re, the Wookiees: As many people know, Lucas’ original plan was to have the Wookiees be the primitive race of forest-dwellers that aid in the downfall of the Empire, but he felt by the time RotJ rolled around that he had made Chewbacca too tech-savvy to have come from a backward, sticks-and-stones culture (which I call bullsh!t: could everyone on Tatooine fly like Luke?).

Anyway, that said, how said is it, then, that the Wookiees went from Lucas’ fantasy Empire-killing primitives to having (apparently) their furry asses handed to them by the nascent little Clone Army?

It still was jarring in the movie…their combination of primitive warfar and modern weapons. Same goes for the Nabooboobooboo, with their spears and what-not.

And I admit freely I have seen them all. I even own them all. I’m obviously a SW fan, and not ashamed.
On the other hand, I did bristle the other day when someone called me a Trekkie. I am NOT a Trekkie. Doesn’t a Trekkie have to do more than own the movies? :mad:

[Ephemera]

I’m a Trekkie and only own one of the movies.

On topic, I’m not a fan of Star Wars at all. Saw the original three once and they were fun but that’s as far as my interest goes.

[Spatial_Rift_47]

@Anaamika

On the other hand, I did bristle the other day when someone called me a Trekkie. I am NOT a Trekkie. Doesn’t a Trekkie have to do more than own the movies? :mad:

Yup.

[bienville]

@Hampshire

I especially loved the “Yub-Yub” song at the end of the movie.
I’ll never forgive Lucas for removing it.

I will sing it for you.
*Nub Nub
Icha chi Yub Nub
Atomi topi chi ki
D’lupt-top pfling gooh whaah!

Yah Wah
Icha chi Yaaaah Wah
Atomi topi chi ki
D’lupt-top pfling gooh whaah!
Tomi topi chah!

Yub Nub!*

In addition to removing this song from RotJ, Lucas also removed the original kick-ass song performed by Sy Snootles at Jabba’s palace- replacing it with a new sucky song including a co-lead singer (a furry little joyless fuck).

[Guinastasia]

I love the Ewoks. Any Ewok fan needs to read the X-Wing series, especially the Wraith Squadron books.

Yub Yub Commander!

[Autolycus]

I loved the Ewoks, especially the movie spin-offs they inspired! Seriously! Ok, I was really young and I haven’t seen them (the spinoffs) in about 8 years, but I’m sure I would still like them… right?

[cochrane]

I loved Return of the Jedi, didn’t mind the Ewoks at all. And as for “growing up” I saw Episode IV at the age of 20 and ROTJ at 26. I think ROTJ can stand equally head-and-shoulders (well, maybe figuratively) with A New Hope and The Empire Strikes Back.

Oh and before anybody else posts:

Why would a Wookie, an eight-foot tall Wookie, want to live on Endor, with a bunch of two-foot tall Ewoks? That does NOT MAKE SENSE! But more important, you have to ask yourself: What does this have to do with this case? Nothing. Ladies and gentlemen, it has nothing to do with this case! It does NOT MAKE SENSE! Look at me. I’m a lawyer defending a major record company, and I’m talkin’ about Chewbacca! Does that make sense? Ladies and gentlemen, I am not making any sense! None of this makes sense!

And so you have to remember, when you’re in that jury room deliberatin’ and conjugatin’ the Emancipation Proclamation, does it make sense? No! Ladies and gentlemen of this supposed jury, it does NOT MAKE SENSE! If Chewbacca lives on Endor, you must acquit! The defense rests. - Johnny Cochran

(obligatory South Park reference)

[KneadToKnow]

@Anaamika

Doesn’t a Trekkie have to do more than own the movies? :mad:

IMHO, the chief requirement is that you have had at least one dirty dream about one of the characters and/or races. My fantastic dream in which I had an orgy with Dr. Selar, K’Ehleyr, the female Q from Voyager, and Tarah the Andorian should qualify me.

[Miller]

I still think the Ewok battle could be salvaged by removing the ridiculous log traps, and adding in about a half-dozen additional scenes of Ewoks being absolutely slaughtered by Stormtroopers. They still win in the end, by virtue of outnumbering the Imperial by about a 1000:1, but at the end, the battle field is hip-deep in cute’n’fuzzy corpses.

[Troy_McClure_SF]

Egh, I liked them okay. Yeah, they were cute, but they didn’t act cute or cutesy, like Jar Jar or Prequel C3PO. I know I wouldn’t want to piss off an Ewok.

[MovieMogul]

@cochrane

I loved Return of the Jedi, didn’t mind the Ewoks at all. And as for “growing up” I saw Episode IV at the age of 20 and ROTJ at 26. I think ROTJ can stand equally head-and-shoulders (well, maybe figuratively) with A New Hope and The Empire Strikes Back.

Oh and before anybody else posts:

(obligatory South Park reference)

(obligatory South Park link)

[Anaamika]

@KneadToKnow

IMHO, the chief requirement is that you have had at least one dirty dream about one of the characters and/or races. My fantastic dream in which I had an orgy with Dr. Selar, K’Ehleyr, the female Q from Voyager, and Tarah the Andorian should qualify me.

Ah. Er. Um.
I guess I am a Trekkie.

[Malvert_P.Redd]

@Miller

I still think the Ewok battle could be salvaged by removing the ridiculous log traps, and adding in about a half-dozen additional scenes of Ewoks being absolutely slaughtered by Stormtroopers. They still win in the end, by virtue of outnumbering the Imperial by about a 1000:1, but at the end, the battle field is hip-deep in cute’n’fuzzy corpses.

Wasn’t the one scene of the Ewok getting hit by the Scout Walker laser while his buddy pokes at him trying to wake him up traumatizing enough for you?

[Miller]

@Malvert P. Redd

Wasn’t the one scene of the Ewok getting hit by the Scout Walker laser while his buddy pokes at him trying to wake him up traumatizing enough for you?

No, I demand more trauma in my entertainment.

Particularly entertainment primarily aimed at children.

[Cervaise]

I like the Ewoks just fine. They make great rugs and coats, and they’re not endangered. What’s not to appreciate?

[Carnacki]

@Malvert P. Redd

I didn’t even understand the symbolism at the time.

Symbolism? Ok, I seriously missed something about the Ewoks. Anyone want to fill me in?

[FordPrefect]

@C K Dexter Haven

he would compromise his artistic vision for a few paltry hundred million dollars?

You probably wouldn’t believe what I would do for a few paltry hundred million dollars.

[Ludovic]

I agree on the need for more ewok-slaughter, but the log traps were friggin cool and would work if they connected. Perhaps show lots more times when they just missed and the trappers were torn in half by the friggin lasers.

[dmatsch]

@Anaamika

Maybe after the explosion they mutated into Wookies?

Ex-squeeze me, meesa be thinking they mutated into Jar-Jar.

[KneadToKnow]

@Anaamika

Ah. Er. Um.
I guess I am a Trekkie.

I knew I’d wheedle it out of you one way or another.