Really, I am. I just realized it. Opens my eyes, I really should just shut up about my limitations, but it really is the only interesting thing about me. Without my cerebral palsy, I’d be pretty boring.
So what do you all whine about?
Bad spelling.
Great job taking the obvious shot, Reuben. :rolleyes:
I love to whine about my commute. 25 minutes each way… Yeah, it’s not that bad, but MAN do I get tired of it.
What do I whine about? Whaddya got?
Lately, I’m whiny about not being able to live with my husband. Yeah, we made the decision together. Yeah, it made sense at the time. Yeah, I’ve seen him a number of times since he took the new job. Yeah, it’s only temporary. Still, he’s 800 miles away and it sucks swampwater!! 
It’s not a ‘shot’, it’s a lame attempt at atmosphere lightening. I got the impression that ratz had the hump about something.
And it didn’t occur to me until just now but anyone who thinks a 25 minute commute is whine-worthy… well, now I’m going to spend my hour-each-way-commute mentally whining about them too.
Then there’s the slowness of the board hamsters… geez I could go on all day.
Where do I begin?
Why do I spend hours on my computer playing Civ3, reading the SDMB and randomly surfing when I’ve got piles & boxes of stuff scattered around the house that need to be sorted and (probably) thrown out?
Why did I have to twist my knee last Saturday?
Why does my wife’s health have to keep deteriorating?
My new town, which I love, has one major flaw. People drive like they are heavily sedated prior to getting behind the wheel. 5-10 miles under the speed limit, braking for the green light (hey, maybe it will change), which the miss, then run the light anyway 
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I am used to city driving, so the lets go 25 miles an hour on a 45 mile speed limit road are driving me nuts. Every commute home I am junior road rage boy (see i.e. Marge Simpson in the Canyonero episode “Come on, Come on- the road is for the living!”).
Yep, I have it pretty good.
I do not whine, I rage incoherently at all injustices - Both real and perceived.