I really needed something like this to cheer me up.
For some reason I’ve wished to stay anonymous over the years I’ve posted here, but what the hell. My name is [name removed - SkipMagic], and I wrote the 3rd one down, about pissing. Appropriate, because I’m getting piss-drunk off the Famous Grouse whiskey I got this afternoon. Smooth stuff!!!
I can’t speak for the birds, but it’s the first scotch I’ve ever done shots of that didn’t make me want to gag. They have a web site: http://www.famousgrouse.com/