I'm addicted to Crack(ed)

Cracked has supplanted tvtropes as my time-sink, but I also appreciate the links to favourite articles - at least those with a description - because it is a big site and that’s kinda one of the thing I thought this thread would be about.

It’s interesting ho consistent the writing style is across Cracked. Like this great line, from the 7 dumbest things students do article:
You’re trying to cram three months worth of information into a brain that stress has tricked into thinking it’s being chased be a bear. Hell, you’re lucky you’re not wearing your socks on your hands right now.
I could imagine that being written by almost any of the many different Cracked writers.

“I w-want to wet sex your panty s-sex. OWWW! Fuck, you punched me in the beard! Wait, this isn’t how I wanted this to go. Can we start over? My name is Drip. Drip Meatpan. And I love you.”

“Kick to the dick.”

:smiley:

I’ve been reading the threads you’ve linked here --thanks-- and I’m enjoying them I’d say it’s about a 9-1 hit-miss for me, which is pretty darned high. Thanks for introducing me to the site.

Some articles I liked:

The 8 G.I. Joes Most Frequently Left In the Box
The 6 Most Frequently Quoted Bullshit Animal Facts
The 6 Worst Parts of Being Chinese (Not In The Stereotypes)
6 Badass Kids Who Ran Away from Home With a Vengeance
5 People Who Screwed Things Up for Everybody
How 7 Iconic Movie Characters Would Do In a Zombie Attack
I Am Sorry About Sending You a Picture of My Penis
The 6 Most Statistically Full of Shit Professions
6 Insane Fan Theories That Actually Make Great Movies Better
6 Random Coincidences That Created The Modern World