Hey, a lot of people have nephews, but my sister just had the World’s Most Perfect Nephew tonight. Ian Scott Johnson was born at 9:41PM CST, weighing in a 8 pounds, 14 ounces, and 20 3/4" in length. Of course, this doesn’t mean that his older brother Colin isn’t ALSO TWMPN, they will just share the title.
Mundane and pointless to some I am sure, but I just had to let it out. He has all the right parts in the right places, is red in the face, and quieter than his older brother was. The next few days will be profitable for the film business. Just hope the kid doesn’t get flash blindness. This aunt can’t wait until tomorrow to actually hold him.