Stupid system upgrades. I should have been asleep four hours ago but It didn’t work and I’m waiting for someone to get into the support desk at the vendor HQ back east, and I just KNOW they’re going to whine about some dumbass hurricane or something.
Plus there’s nothing on the internet. Damn it, somebody out there on the SMDB wake up and say something funny!
And I’ve spent most of this pointless night wondering what my female friends look like naked, and googling names of old girlfriends/crushes, hoping I’d see pictures of them naked.
Now I have to clear my browser cache, because I’m going to need penicillin after some of the websites I’ve visited. At least I am the firewall overlord here and nobody will know where I’ve been. What a night.
Fuck it. I’ve done as much as I can. All that’s left is to send a voicemail to boss lady (wonder what she looks like naked), complete with timestamp so she’ll be impressed with my dedication, and go home. In time to get the kids up and dressed.
Yay me.