Letter? I hardly know 'er!
I have a pretty large package. Should I just drop it in or should I wrap it up first?
Is it safe to mail something to yourself? My mom said it wasn’t safe.
Do you think you’re a special delivery snowflake?
What about femail men? Wait, female mail men? No, I mean the girl ones that do what the malemen do. There we go.
Do you have to watch out for registered post offenders?
Is it true what they say about forever stamps?
After mod discussion, the OP is harmless fun and the responses have been gold. Thread reopened.
Hal Briston - MPSIMS Moderator
They’re only ‘girls’ to our species. To the mailboxes, they’re all the same. Going from house to house, stuffing each eagerly waiting mailbox with hot white correspondence, occasionally even using different colored packages (which tend to be larger). Nasty filthy mailmen.
Stamp tramps, we call them.
Someone stole your virginity!
So by being closed, then opened, this thread goes both ways?
Return to sender, address unknown.
His joke had delivery, yours was just mailed in.
Thank you! I also feel that mine had a bit of ZIP to it as well
Is this a Haldeman reference?
Sadly, it’s a long, sorted story.
In a dead letter office, no-one can hear you scream.
So if you accept ad mail, does that technically make you a prostitute?
BTW, this thread is First Class.
No. A postitute, amybe.
These jokes are really stretching the envelope.