I know a guy who’s been a registered post offender since age 11. Apparently he stuck a postdated package in a brand-new mailbox that wasn’t approved by the Postmaster General. Now he has to go to twice-monthly therapy classes where he gets stamped on by mean-looking probation officers at an office behind the sorting center (they call it the PO Box). I would post a link to his profile, but it’s postage due.
Our forever stamps had a picture of a locket on the front and a blurb about how the post office doesn’t believe in censorship anymore.
I used to be good for the occasional 3 day delivery, but now can barely manage overnight.
nah, just recycled.
Do you know the ZIP code for lovers’ lane?
This isn’t the Straight Dope I remember!
69696?
Remember kids, if you’re going to send a letter make sure you use a safety envelope and don’t lick it too much.
Is it true that a mailbox should seek medical attention if its flag is up for more than four hours?
Sounds like a post hoc argument.
Agreed. At least the “I sexually identify as an attack helicopter” meme includes jokes about delivering hot sticky loads. This makes no sense.
Could be H0H 0H0… No wait, that’s Santa.
And the alphabet soup gets even longer.
LGBTQM
does being discriminated against have you feeling blue?
Just lick it and stick it. That’s all stamps are good for.
Oh, come on! Really?!
This is the kind of problem that comes part and parcel with being a Post-Modernist.
I’m not sure - but is the OP certified male?
If it fits it ships. Oh gawd if it fits it ships.
Ship me. Ship me hard. Fast. Harder. Faster.
Delivery. Dear Delivery. Oh Delivery. DELIVERY!!!
pheewwww…
no postage due.