I hate it when the smilies mess up one of my posts . . .
Hey, who are them guys in black down the street, and why do they have clear plastic toboggan-like things? There ain’t no snow on the ground . . .
Tripler
Rioting 101: If it looks like a tear gas canister, it probably is.
>steps up grabs tear gas canister and throws it back to the cops<
[Samuel L Jackson Voice]
Allow us to retort.
BRING THAT LAME ASS SHIT On
IS THAT THE WORST YOU COPS CAN DO??
[/Samuel L Jackson voice]
{whiney voice mixed with the sound of rubber bullets bouncing off assorted butocks]
Owwwch that hurts, hey I was just kidding, I was just doing some research, yeah that’s right research
Hey it’s not funny anymore, I said that hurts
[/whiney voice and rubber bullets]
Well Goddammit, get up and throw something! It ain’t a riot until you decide to get involved. I’m sure you have some pressing issue to raise arms about. Don’t be such a pansy . . .
Tripler
Inciting others to destroy . . .
what the hell…
:picks up crowbar, starts going to work on SUVs:
Man do I hate it when I have to ick up SUV’s. If you’re not careful, oldscratch, I’m gonna get Jesse Jackson in here and make him hug you!
::d&r::
Well, I’m in a pretty pissy mood as it is…
Molotov cocktail, anyone?
::hurls firebombs at cops, store windows, and cars::
FOOOOOOOOOOOOm!!!
::emerges from a wall of flame like a phoenix, leather trenchcoat flapping dramatically in the wind::
Mmmmmm. I love the smell of napalm in the morning…
<Inspector Clench>A Rrr-hoit ist an Ug-ly ZING…Unt I sink zhat it iz jhust about time ZAT VE HAFF VUN!!!</Inspector Clench>
::hucks a rock at the foreign guy::
Tripler