I tried rallying my cowokers to this plan, but they just didn’t buy in.
We don’t have a president-elect. If we were in some third world country and were without a president after an election, there would be some badass riotin’ going on.
While discussing this with MommaRiddles, she brought up the fact that Letterman said one of the reasons he’s thankful this year is that * neither* of them won. So maybe we should riot in thankfulness. Your call.
First I’m gonna loot me some new shoes (all the better to run away from the National Guard), then a new hat (all the better for the TV cameras). I am also in the market for some fine furnishings.
Now whats this business with the caucasians. I am all for white russians, and for the heavy cream challenged, black russians. So lets riot for a reason, I couldn’t read my ballot! I accidentally voted for sweet potatoes instead of green bean casserole as my favorite side dish. I demand a recount.
I did my part and rioted all last week. Unfortunately, I failed to check my “Up and Coming Events in Cincinnati” calendar beforehand, or I would have known those “Stop Globalization!” nuts were coming to town the same week.
Needless to day, they stole all my free publicity (I mean, not ONE damn reporter showed up to my subdivision) and I’m STILL sulking about it.
Hell. I’ve seen more pepper spray sitting on my ass in Sproul. Damn it where is the brutality??? Where are the random beatings? Where are the apeearences by Jesse Jackson asking for calm? And speaking of that, where are the moonies?