Well, looks like it’s time to ask your home-care attendant to make you an appointment for new glasses, or an exorcism. I didn’t mention ghosts. That word is nowhere in my post. There can be no explanation but senility.
Incidentally, how are those dentures working out for you? And that hearing aid? I said “AND THAT HEARING AID!!!”
[sub]Old guys are so cute, in an annoying, incontinent way…[/sub]
New username. See my sig earlier in the thread… 
Question: When you get old and wrinkly, will you be ScrotumBear?
Good work, Swampbear! She had it coming, and, hey, now she’ll have some free time over the holidays! It’s a winning situation for everyone.
Pretty bitchy of her to act like YOU were the bad guy, though. She’s the one who kept violating her terms of employment. Betcha she gets coal in her stocking.