I'm constantly confusing:

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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Just for you, dahling (and, and for Aesiron, too, since I know he wants to see it) - my list of more uncommonly confused words, which occur in writing instead of speech:

panic and penis
photographic and pornographic
audible and edible (“he was barely edible” - Writing class, '94)
bi-polar and bi-lopar (“I’ve recently been diagnosed with bi-lopar disorder” - Writing class, '94)
oscillating and ovulating (“I bought a new ovulating fan” - English class, 96)
cod and cock (not yet, Aesiron, but it could happen)
Malapropism abounds. Penis ensues.

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Tom Selleck and Burt Reynolds, circa the early 1980’s.

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See, I’m *not * the only one. If you’re gonna put us all down, you’d better get cracking.

Why does this remind me of the time Opus boycotted the Batman movie? “Put down that weiner!”

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I still can’t tell them apart. Granted, aside from whichever one was on *Friends *for a few years as Monica’s boyfriend, I don’t think I’ve seen either one since the early 1980s, when I was still in diapers.

They both look like Norm McDonald in my mind.

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Oh, yeah. Forgot to say this on both previous posts: you suck, Anaamika. Am I supposed to be the email pal or the person you hardly know? Pft.

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I’m constantly confusing.

Period.

Sometimes people look at me like this :dubious: and say, “oh, ok.”

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Aesiron! I was going to say you, but I didn’t want to make a big deal out of it, like “I get to e-mail **Aesiron ** and you don’t, neener, neener.”

Ok, everyone: **Aesiron ** is my e-mail buddy. And I am his. Bow down to me!

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It’s easy to tell gobear and me apart. First, he pronounces it gob ear and second, I’m the cute one. :smiley:

Ok, ok, I’m the old fart and he’s the hottie. Geez, can’t lie for nuttin’ round here.

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Having seen neither of you, I remember you both as “gay, male, with a bear in your names”.

However, I do think you’re the one who refers to his SO as a big fuzzy teddy bear. Either that or that’s what you’d like him to be. Am I right there at least?

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Oh yeah, you guys:

I forgot about Raquel Welch and Raquel Darrian. One is a porn star, the other is a mainstream actress. This cracks my boyfriend up every single time.

Also Morgan Freeman and Morgan Fairchild, even though Morgan Freeman is my favorite black actor and I barely know who Morgan Fairchild is. As a matter of fact I just had to ask someone to remind me before I posted this.

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I refer to him as ACBG, short for A Certain Burly Gentleman. Also, I call him critter a lot. Believe it or not he likes it when I call him critter. He’s weird. I find that attractive.

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I always confuse START and SHAKES. Both start with S and are capital letters.

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I didn’t post to make you admit you email me (who would be envious of that?), but to get a dig in at you for confusing Alessan and me. That you didn’t specify which of us was which just allowed a more droll punchline. 'twas just a joke.

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Ok, I can put that together in my head. And I like weird, too. What’s normal anyway?

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You know, Aesiron, this was my thought process:

“Hmm, well, I could specify Aesiron as my e-mail buddy, but he might not want me to bandy that about. I don’t think he’d mind, but stil… Or, I could not do it and have him make fun of me.”

In the end, I decided I’d rather have you make fun of me than risk offending you. I set myself up pretty good, didn’t I? :smiley:

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…but in the process of explaining how you purposefully didn’t offend me, you inadvertently do so by not bolding my username.

Miss Morissette has nothing on you.

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Who is Miss Morissette?

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She’s the chick that sang about giving head to Uncle Joey from Full House in a theatre. And the ironically titled Ironic.

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To quote, well, a refrigerator magnet stuck on my refrigerator:

“The only normal people are those you don’t know very well.”

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Oh, that Miss Morrissette. I have never, ever heard of her referred to in just that way, obviously. I get it, I am exemplifying irony.

And gobear, how true is that!

Kidding! Kidding! I know I’m chatting with none other than Smokey the Bear. :wink: