On black velvet no less 3$ a ppint shhhhhh don’t tell anyone what a cheap drunken bastard I am. haven’t been drunk in 2 years ( since the chemical thearpy )but i am now…just thought i should let my ol friends onn sd know. herers lookin up your old address…
You’re going to wince when you read this tomorrow. 
QED, no he’s not. We drunkards wnow what the deal is and we gotta stick togethaH!!
Drunk is thaaah way to GO! Bayotch!!!
Yee-ahhhh!
Or something. Well, I’m drunk and I agree with the first guy!
Not even gonna ask.
:dubious:
my my lola i had a lil cancer in the throat and had to do some chemo for 6 weeks i haven’t been able to drink since then till now. So now that I finally can I drink again I am proposing marriage to you ok?
ohhh hello dear…heh heh sorry the wife.
You haven’t had a drink in two years? You should have told us ahead of time you were tying one on tonight, I’d have joined you for a few!
[Obligatory Disclaimer] Are the doors locked? Did you put the cat out? Got a bucket and a bed in your place? [/OD - no pun intended]
Cheers then!
Gadzooks! Well, I shur hope yer OK now.
But ummmmmmm…
Did you just ask me to marry you!!!
:eek:
mommy.
Yep, he sure did. But I don’t think his wife will let him go through with it.
darn.
Hmmm … methinks I may have missed something in my initial reading. What’s the deal, aha?
Are you getting plastered because you decided to have a good time or are you really hurting? There’s a big difference. I hope you are all right.
Put her on for a minute, the only way this is going to be any fun is if we’re sure you’re safe and going to be safe…once we establish that, TOGA!
Nooo no hurting Gorgon just the radiation casued my mouth to be too sensitive to drink alcholhol fuck it I can’t spell tonight, so to make a long story short I am healed and just sitting here getting pleasantly drunk! thanks for your concern tho! And I love you all.
And yees lola I am askin for your hand in marriage or your hand in something :eek: oopps ah well one more and I am off to bed .
Yeah! Everybody knows that rehab is for quitters!
[checks for sun over the yardarm]
Permit me to join you, aha.
[raises vodka tonic in aha’s general direction]
I know I’ll probably come off as a complete and total doofus asking this, but what’s being drunk like? I really don’t want to find out for myself.
It’s really hard to explain. It’s like losing all your inhibitions and self-control. But the next day you feel horrible. It kinda feels good at the time, but the morning after can be hell. You’re probably not missing much.
I see, I see. Thanks, Q.E.D. How often is vomiting a factor?
You can kinda get the same feeling by hanging out with a bunch of drunk people and getting caught in the moment. DBA-drunk by association. This is especially effective if you have a drink yourself. All the fun of being drunk without the hangover. I used to swear by it.
Right on aha, we love you too!
But as soon as you go to bed we’re going to move all the furniture around, put all your CD’s in the wrong cases and make macaroni and cheese…
Cheers aha. I indulged myself at a friend’s birthday party this last weekend. I hadn’t had that much alcohol in a very long time and had a ball. I had made plans to spend the night so I didn’t have to worry about driving. Woohoo!
Just take two aspirins and (don’t) call me in the morning!
Q.E.D. – don’t forget to mention that subset of people who don’t get any ill effects from too much alcohol, and for them, it’s like losing all inhibitions without any next day effects.
I still wouldn’t bother, KCSuze.
(Vomiting depends on one’s tolerance for alcohol and other factors. Once you start feeling queasy, it’s a good thing to quit.
Still up, aha?)