Ask a glass of water. 
Getting drunk doesn’t necessarily require pain and agony the next day…that’s just too, um, Catholic. (ya know, Paying for your Sins and all that.)
/me had 4 beers last night. T’was pleasant.
Nine pints of Guiness last night. You get intelectualy drunk, can still hold down a conversation, and have no need for that late night kebab experience. Tis a food and a drink. Joy! Up at 8 this morning, annoyingly perky and bright eyed. God bless the Irish!
My my my. That Monkey fella was a hoot. I wish I’da been partying with him last night.
Hey, MonkeyMule! How’s the the head this morning? 
Q.E.D., I don’t think we’re going to hear anything from MonkeyMule for quite some time now.
I have returnd!
but can you guess please keep it down…
Ok final update
I fell FINE, thats’s right FINE No Hangerovers the The MonkeyMule.
Truthfully I woke up with a cottonmouth, headace (slight), and slight nasuea. THat’s it. And to be honest, I’ve been drunker then that. But I Iddn’t eat anything heavy :smack:
Well back to bed, and see you guy the next time we have a drink off.
You poor bunch of drunken freaks. May God have mercy on you especially you monkeymule.
Coldie I quit drinking the spumanti cause it was a bit caustic on my throat tissues. Not sure why that is but 'tis.
Y’know, that’s the best drunken mix-up of Q.E.D. and myself that I’ve ever seen.
All right, it’s the only one I’ve ever seen.
I find that oddly disturbing.
And we have your spelling to prove it!
Don’t make me come back there!
Yes, it’s very odd that there haven’t been many more of those.
That disturbs me too.
First off, I want to compliment MonkeyMule for proving the above quote to be incorrect a mere 15 minutes after it was posted. Hope yer feeling good now, amigo!
NOW, let’s get down to cases, so to speak:
BACKGROUND: Mrs. Consigliori is working tonight. I have my yardwork completed. To quote Paul Simon,* “I have no deeds to do, no promises to keep”*.
I am quite certain that I will be “dappled(?) and drowsy and ready to sleep” well before midnight, but in the interim:
TIME: It is now almost 7:15 PM, EST.
DRINKS (so far): Four Harps and a nip of scotch at Corbett McGee’s Irish Pub. Yeah, I know that some think that Harp is for sissies, but screw it. I like Harp, and we ain’t in Great Debates. Anyway, I’m back home, where I have Budweiser and Merlot Mountain, if need be.
MY GAME PLAN: I haven’t treated myself to a good old drinking session in a long time, so I’m gonna have at it. Got lots of food and some Goody’s powders (the true Breakfast of Champions), so we’ll see what happens.
Cheers!
I’m quite upset at the thought of people igniting kitties, be they drunken or not! Flames are not the way to prevent furballs. :mad:
You know I am so fucking bored that I can’t be bothered to drink. And I can’t be bothered to post a link in which a guy has set up a websites that cause spammers to unwittingly enter themselves into contracts whereby they must pay $500 or be sued.
Oh well. Hitting the sack in a few minutes. Many drinks, much happiness. God Bless!
If you want to drink, go right ahead. Last weekend, I drank some beer at a wedding reception… didn’t get TOO buzzed off one glass. But I do remember the time I drank one glass of Napoleon Brandy… that stuff was strong, but GOOD!
F_X
Dude, glad to see yer still alive, though possibly regretting the mini-bender (Black Velvet? Some people will drink ANYTHING).
Tsk, tsk…I leave for two days and just look at the mischief you people get yourself into!
FairyChatMom, not only have my questions been thoroughly (and graphically) answered thanks to **aha ** and Monkey Mule, a lesson as been vicariously learned. I will never, ever, ever drink the demon rum, no matter how glamorous other Dopers make it look or how much money they offer me.
And Monkey Mule, I just want to let you know that I appreciate your sacrifice in the name of science. Sorry I wasn’t there to hold your hair. Well, not really, but the sentiment is there.
I’m so happy to be sober. Look! I can spell reasonably well and I can utilize the shift key! Hoorah!
Hmmm, I must not have drank enough yesterday. I am awake and feel reasonably productive.
Oh well, there’s always today!
These guys are amateurs. How about a “body shot”?